Full Archive of Posts
August 2010
- Violence Can Be So Touching
- That Man Can Wear a Mullet, Bless His Heart
- Brief Conversations With Hideous Men aka The Expendables
- There Is So Much Kindness In the World
- Sweatpants Are a Political Statement: Legalize Human Cloning
- A Space Is Like Taking a Breath
- We Would Never Be Over
- The Uncomfortable Pleasure of Believing
- Our Hands Always Locked So Perfectly
- When I Got My Fight Back She Would Know
July 2010
- Let’s Talk About This, Once and For All
- Once In A While I Might Hold It Close
- Finding a Large Vein, Purging Bad Humors
- It Is a Violent Beautiful Mess of a Love Letter
- That’s How He Touches Everything
- The Strength of Things Holding the World Together
- We All Want Different Endings
- My Vocal Cords Start To Vibrate
- All The Ways We Are Tied Together
- Can You Please Tell Me How to Get Home?
- I Wanted to Explode Right There and Soak Everyone in my Steaming Viscera
- As One Colorful Shower of Light Fades Into the Next
- J’en Veux Le Grande Geste
June 2010
- I Am Not Whipping Up Anything Extravagant
- Let Me Tell You These Things
- Some Observations, Notes and a Geography Lesson
- Love is a Brutal Language
- I Imagine They Are Gravity Boots
- I Am Folded and Unfolded and Unfolding, I Am
- Let’s Break it Down
- Clean Breaks Are Better For The Bone
- We Are All Different. We Are All the Same.
- I Want to Sit Courtside at a A Lakers Game
- Unsolved Camera Mysteries
- The Patron Saint of Bad Movies
- Greetings From the Underworld. Nicolas Cage is Here With Me.
- The Bed Was Spinning Wildly
- A List of Mundane Items
May 2010
- Yet Again I Have Seen a Movie So You Don’t Have To
- I Call This Stress Relief
- Obligatory Lost Post; Let’s Not Pretend Anything Else Matters
- Yeah, We’re Going to Talk Television Again
- There Is a Point Where Rejection Becomes Amusing
- Let’s Talk About My Hair Again
- Another Damn Day
- Let Us Be Thankful
- I’ll Be Honest, I’m Just Going to Ramble About “Things” in This One
- The Rejection of the Self Is Necessary Sometimes
April 2010
- Things Get Deconstructed Up In Here
- In Which I Brag and Expound on the Minutiae of My Life At Length
- Let’s Keep It Classy
- At AWP, “That Just Happened,” Was Said Often
March 2010
- And We’re Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Rejection Programming
- Let’s Talk About Things. Rejection Is But One Concern.
- An All Time Rejection Low: The Fitness Center Has Spoken and I Am Being Voted Off the Island
- You’ve Been a Very Very Bad Bad Girl
- May We All Be Washed Clean
- The Oscars Telecast Teaches Us Things
- They Love Me, They Love Me Not. It’s Not Them, It’s Me.
February 2010
- I Am Going to Tell You Ten Things
- I’m Going to Ramble and Maybe You’re Going to Listen
- On the Internet, Everyone’s Skinny
- A Tiny Update
- Wherein We Discuss Situations
- In Which a Dark Secret Is Revealed
- All Quiet on the Writing Front
January 2010
- Field Notes
- Some Things Will Get Better, Some Things Will Not
- These Are Unbearable Things
- I Am Fine
- All Falls Down
- Je Suis Désolé—Dark Days of Rejection Abound
- There’s Always a First Rejection Each Year and Verily, It Cuts the Deepest
December 2009
- A Very Grand Year
- A Tale of Three Christmas Crises
- Looking for that Perfect Fit
- What Wishes Are Worth
- When You Aim for the Sun You Burn Brighter
- These Things I Tell You Now
- To Call It a Massacre Would Be Too Kind
November 2009
- I’m Sorry I Cannot Meet Your Particular Needs Because Your Needs Are Particular
- I Have Been Carefully Considered And Even Still…
- From the Dreary Dark Damp Depths, a Message: Send a Canary
- And On and On it Goes
- Wish I May, Wish I Might
- The Long Kiss Goodnight
October 2009
- It’s Not You, It’s Us
- Not All Bad News
- I Am Yours to Dismiss
- If I am Not Rejected, Do I Exist?
- Some days…
- I Got the Memo. I Suck. Thanks.
- We Have Been In This Place Before
- My Writerness Has Been Acknowledged
- Olive Branches Don’t Hail from the West
- Babies are Delicious
- Are You Sick of Me Yet?
- The Weekend Couldn’t Come Soon Enough
September 2009
- Of Course The World Revolves Around Tree Hill
- No Need to Apologize
- Be Careful What You Ask For
- Bad Things Happen in Threes, Rejections Come in Twos
- I Make Myself Laugh
- Dear Wigleaf
- One in a Million
- Another Day, Another Rejection and it Only Makes Me Stronger
- Ways In Which Looks Deceive
- Up on the Roof of A Tall Tall Building
- Writers Are Generous and Awesome
August 2009
- First Days
- The Girl in the Park
- Sparkle! It’s a Pedophile Stalker Vampire!
- Lest You Think Otherwise
- See Me, Feel Me
- Discount!
- On Saying Thank You
- The Long Journey’s End
- I Know Too Much, The Battle Can’t Be Won
- Pretty New Things
- A Random, Windy Conversation About AWP Panels And Stuff
- They Come Two By Two
- Where I Interview Gary Percesepe
- I Am Ambitious. I Am Not Ashamed of That.
- Awesome Spam Phrases OTD
July 2009
- The Hits Keep Coming
- SSDD
- Daily Submission Update: Wherein I My Being Accustomed to Rejection is Reaffirmed
- I Am Cranky
- Daily Submission Update
- Take a Survey: Instructor Attitudes About and Behaviors Toward Student Writing
- And We’re Back
- It’s Other People That Make Travel Suck
- Submission Guidelines That Frustrate Me
- Talk Talk Talk
- Adderall Diaries, The
- Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?
- New Now Next
- I Appreciate the Reminder
- Awesome Day of Weirdness
- Another Day, Another Dollar Short so Away We Go
- Meet Me in St. Louis
- Not Much to Report But Still
June 2009
- Sometimes, I Think, Where My Negroes At?
- Still With the Self Promotion
- In Defense of the Form Rejection
- Daily Submission Update
- Daily Submission Update
- Daily Submission Update + Complaints About Classy Neighbors
- Daily Submission Update
- Really?
- Self Promotion, Blatant and Shameless
- Daily Submission Update
- 1,001 Awesome Words Contest
- Daily Submission Update
- Daily Submission Update
- Notes on Motorized Carts
- Why Writing with a Capital W Makes Me Sad
- Self-Promotion, Shameless
- Good Clean Fun
- Daily Submission Update (Not Really)
- Daily Submission Update
- Sad Tween Cry
- Daily Submission Update
- Daily Submission Update
- Apocalypse Nigh!
- Daily Submission Update
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